I am in the office.
I am wearing a skirt and a top from TJ Maxx that actually fit my body.
I have on the cute black and white bracelet Puppy bought me for Christmas.
I have a charged ipod with lots and lots and lots of music.

Today's briefing soundtrack is starting off with some Fiona Apple.  I'm listening to When the Pawn...because if I listen to ( Read more... )

My brief is trying to kill me.

Dammit WHY WON'T THIS EFFIN' BRIEF JUST WRITE ITSELF AND WHY MUST IT SUCK?

I am currently searching through manuscript for uses of "which" that should really be "that."

Note:  after viewing the word "which" in text at 200% standard size about 800x, it will start to look really, really weird.

What in the HELL is "casual resort attire"?

Is it like snooty country club clothes?  Only sleeveless with collars, collarless with sleeves, decent length shorts and capris?

HELP. I'm out of my element.  Pls to note username.

Heh heh.  From my email this morning:

As of now the following describes our status:

1.  External callers are able to leave voicemail messages.

2.  Internal callers are unable to leave voicemail messages.

3.  You cannot retrieve your voicemail messages via telephone (either your desktop phone at work or externally).

4.  You can access ( Read more... )

This, from an email discussing the current problem with our voicemail (which is, apparently, that we aren't getting any, although, since we aren't, I hadn't noticed):

The situation with voice mail has gotten better.  We identified a set of triggers that were causing the problems and are avoiding the triggers.

So our voicemail has ptsd?